Sarcastic As Can Be

This is my favorite section, since I am one Sarcastic SOB. I am ALWAYS looking for sarcastic statements, and if you have one that you really like, and I DO NOT have it here, EMAIL ME it to me, and If I like it, I will use it AND give you a free mug to boot. And maybe even give you credit for it.

Just a reminder: I do not do porn or any other offensive material.